Faculty & Staff
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Dean
Administration
“My goal is to be each student’s best...
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Nozich Sherlock, JD
Criminal Justice
With an ear for the unusual and a nos...
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Phineas Fishbone
Education
After his retirement from the U.S. Na...
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Oscar Wildog, PhD
English/Literature
Professor Wildog is published in all ...
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Professor Probos Skidea
History
As head of AU's history department, D...
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Dr. Charlton Cornelius
Humanities
Formerly with NASA, noted Astronaut, ...
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Mr. Edward Quinn
Mathematics
Noted statistician, Mr. E. Quinn, pre...
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Socrates Wisenheimer, PhD
Philosophy
A mid-air collision brought this pilo...
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Rover Bannister
Physical Education
Coach Bannister has a unique perspect...
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Ms. Maize Curie
Science
Lab assistant, Ms. Maize Curie, prove...
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Dr. 623-A
Science
Dr. A. began his distinguished career...
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Dr. Mongeesh Patel
Computer Science
The AU Computer Science Department al...
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Seymour Kenyon
Computer Science
"Computer Science should always be cu...
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Warren Rodent
Business
Students at AU learn how to succeed i...
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Pablo Pollock
Art
AU is fortunate to have as its Artist...
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Dr. Kitty Langtree
Drama
Dr. Kitty Langtree came to AU after a...
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Maria Catis
Music
Noted singer, Maria Catis, came to AU...
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Professor Primus Interpares
Latin
Some say Latin is for lovers. Dr. Int...
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Jacqueline Poopin
French/Culinary Arts
Dr. Poopin is a true Francophile and ...
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Prof. Furst von Bismark
German
Professor of German, Dr. Furst von Bi...
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Prof. Juanita Quito
Spanish
Spanish is the most popular subject i...
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Casey Dillo
Public Safety
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Doc Feathers
Medical Services
Doc Feathers is not only an awesome ...
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Lunchlady Turkeyneck
Food Services
