I was sitting in Honeywell Hall, when I got a call. That statue at Founder’s Square had been stolen! The caller [It was Augie] sounded a lot like Scooby Doo. I had to investigate. I put on my detective’s cap and headed to Founder’s Square. Dean sat there, waiting for me. I asked him some questions. He told me the statue had been taken with great precision. It had been cut off in one straight line. I searched for evidence around the fountain. The giant fish left a trail of marble. I followed it to Puzzle’s Pizza.

I ordered a slice, and sat down with the owner. “So, do you have anything to do with the statue robbery?” The owner threw his hands up. “How would I know!?” I calmed him down. Munching on my pizza, I thought about the statue. Who would have taken it? I looked at my slice. I threw it down on the plate. “That’s it!” With my super llama speed, I ran to the dumpster. “Spinoza, you’re under arrest for the theft of the Founder’s Square statue.” “I’ll only give you the statue if you give me a fine kettle of fish.” He smiled slyly and ran into the dumpster. Before he could escape, I grabbed him and yanked him out. Casey Dillo came running, out of breath, and captured the fiendish raccoon. The AU police team reclaimed the statue a few hours later. Case closed! Da End